♫ allison argent is fucking dudes shit up in a leather jacket fa la la la ♫
Morning Coffee w/ @fortyhourworkyear (at Groundwork Coffee)
My Tumblr Crushes:
Having a high sex drive but being really shy is one of life’s biggest curses
The fact that wizard law enforcement found a dude’s finger and immediately closed the investigation, declared him dead, and concluded that the only possible explanation for why they only found a finger was that he was killed so hard that the rest of him was obliterated kind of speaks volumes about why nobody followed up when the genocidal serial killer just vanished.
The Ministry of Magic is fucking useless.
Yes, he does. Just not very well. :P
Finals are done!!!!
I have like 4 different tag challenges to respond to and things since I can’t do my blog Christmas/Holiday card post this year…